I don’t know why Frank insisted on bringing me to this dinner party, I don’t even know what to talk about and everyone’s already having a conversation, it’d be awkward to butt in. A steakhouse? Really? I’m a pescetarian, Frank. We’ve known each other ten years. Nobody’s even bothered to comment on my coat or offered a tummy rub. Your friends are shit, Frank.
my favorite post of 2013
Don’t let the media warp your perception of beauty. Beauty is pizza.
What my guardian angel must look like at times…
don’t make me snap my fingers in a z formation
*snaps fingers in a pentagram formation*
*says a Latin incantation*
*sacrifices a virgin to the dark lord Satan*
This guy wants to be mad but can’t
bye vagina it was nice knowing you
#hello vagina it will be nice knowing you
#Wait a month
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Things I find while reading Buzzfeed.
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I like how dramatic those pictures are.
Like the only one that shouldn’t be quite so terrifying is the ancestor one. You would be amazed how often people resorted to cannibalism on voyages because crew deaths were high in number and it was nearly impossible to keep enough food. Due to the fact that food supplies had to be counted before hand; and if they didn’t spoil before you reached your destination, then they’d be gone.
Also there was a case of cannibalism being used in an Arctic Expedition once. Or possibly a few more times.
Number 3 was the least surprising. Waaay back in the day, Maori would eat people to get their ‘Mana.’
I made a sequel.
this is the truest thing on the planet
get the reddest red lipstick by using this handy tool to H A R V E S T T H E B L O O D O F Y O U R E N E M I E S
what if everyone in the world could manipulate one crab. and it was their soul crab and like if we sycnhronized our thoughts our crabs could work together as an army and overthrow evil governments but you could also use your crab for evil like to snip someone
it would be an interesting view into the hearts of humans, these soul crabs
It’s 2AM somewhere
crabs have no concept of time. only creation and destruction